Do Somethin' Bout It.

So you’re single. You hate it. Just because you’re over him, doesn’t mean you’re happy that you’re single, ready for the dating world again, and wanting to find the next man of your dreams. As a matter of fact, none of those things are good for you right now.

            What you need to do is focus on you. Figure your own shit out. If you’re not happy with you and with your own life, nobody is going to want to date you.  If you’re hot, they’ll want to date you, then a week later wonder what the hell they got themselves into.

            Rediscovering things that you are passionate about is KEY to moving on. What I had to do was begin my music again.

            I wrote a bunch of depressing songs while getting over Mr. Heart Breaker. Everyone loved them, of course (I mean who wouldn’t, I’m a rock star).  I harnessed my hatred, my love, my regret, and my bitchiness, and compiled over 5 songs, which are now professionally recorded and loved by people like you. 

            You obviously don’t need to come out with a CD, but you NEED to start focusing on you, and what will make you happy again. Dating a guy that “will do” and will “help you get over your ex,” ISN’T going to work! You’re supposed to hook up with those people, not date them. Dating them will end terribly. Especially if they’re good people you really COULD date in the future. You’re just not ready.

            I dated a couple guys, hoping that it would help me move on. The first one was a total dick wad, and screwed ME over. I was so emotionally unprepared; I just sunk deeper into my own shit. If you’re reading this you PRICK, I hope you choke. <3

The next guy was a total sweetheart, who I probably would have loved to date when I was healthy and ready to. But I wasn’t. I led him and myself to believe that I was ready, and ended up fucking up BIG in the end. Looking back on it, I feel like the biggest bitch in the world. He didn’t deserve that, and neither did my heart. Lesson learned.

            SO DON’T DATE YET. Trust me, you’re not ready. And you so think you are, I know you. If you’re in a relationship now, trying to get over your ex...prepare yourself.

Like I was saying, channel your energy to something productive.

           

            Here are some suggestions:

Photography: Get a camera. Or even just use your iPhone. Begin taking pictures. Go on road trips, stopping along the way, snapping photos of things you like. Those pictures and memories are going to make you feel better. Or if you’re hot, just take pictures of your naked body in the mirror. Occasionally look through them, and tell yourself, “He’s. An. Idiot.”

Sing: Half of you probably can’t really sing, but like to think you can. If you can sing, and have more than five solid references backing that, then maybe sit down and start writing songs or poems. Maybe record? You don’t need music, you just need passion. For those of you who like to sing, and really can’t, join the church choir. Nobody will realllyyyyyy be able to hear you, except for the poor singer next to you. You’re golden.

Art: Go to store. Buy Canvas. Buy Brush. Buy Paint. Go to house. Paint.

Athletics: Start working out again, because Lord KNOWS once you and your ex broke up, you put on 5+ hideous pounds. If you’re not into working out at a gym, start hiking, playing rec sports, or just have a lot of sex?

If none of the above things appeal to you there are the following options:

-Cutting all of your hair off.

-Becoming homeless

-Stripping

Start some kind of project! Do something besides sitting on your couch watching “PS: I love you.” Please. You’re pathetic and pissing everyone off. The only sitting you should be doing is the ten minutes TOPS it takes you to read my blog. Toilets are cool to sit on too, I guess.

Just start something, KAY?