Quote Me On It

If you do some of these things, you are well on your way to getting over the man who tore out your heart, chopped it into iiiittttttyyyyy bitty pieces with a chefs knife, and threw it on the road, where it was then run over.

            It’s no easy process, though, to get up and get on. The things listed above aren’t a money back guarantee. You are going to deal with SO much SHIT. It’s unreal. The worst is when you’re finally over him. You feel great. You’re on cloud 45. You start dating again. You are ready to move on, finally. You’re driving your car, he passes you looking fine as Daniel Craig <3, and you flip the fuck out. You call your best friend, panting, on the side of the road. Half crying, you tell her you’re back to square one, and you’ll have to do it all over again. It’s true, too. You will. You're kind of a loser.

            I sound so cynical! It’s not that you’re not going to ever get over him. You will, probably, maybe, I don’t know! I DON’T KNOW YOUR LIFE. It’s just going to take as long as it takes. Wow. That was far too deep.

                        “It will happen when it happens”

                                                - ME

           

            You can totally quote me on that shit. It was good. Anyways, you’ll get over that bastard! First, he’s not as hot as you think. UNLESS he's Daniel Craig. If it's Daniel Craig you're trying to get over I strongly suggest suicide. Second, if he doesn’t love you for who you are, or want to be with you, get it through your fat head. Don’t try to be what he wants you to be. That’s not you. THAT is a dog faced BIATCHHH, that I mentioned earlier.

            Just chill the hell out, and let the pain and torture and nights crying in bed run their courses! It’s not going to last forever.

Now do yourself a favor. Pat yourself on the back for reading today....and read more tomorrow.